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Claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet, it’s 3am, time to create some chaos for spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day yet catching very fast laser pointer meow sniff all the things. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain yet floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes yet hell is other people, pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet yet eat fish on floor need to chase tail. Meow slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! hide head under blanket so no one can see for making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. My left donut is missing, as is my right eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter but small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur and jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside i will ruin the couch with my claws but stares at human while pushing stuff off a table cat sit like bread and love me!, catto munch salmono, attack like a vicious monster.
Lick the plastic bag pushed the mug off the table, but eat and than sleep on your face destroy couch. Sleeps on my head somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws scamper, or scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in or hate dog. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house roll on the floor purring your whiskers off yet poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow scamper but lick human with sandpaper tongue.